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Let it forever be known that on this twenty-eighth day of January in the year of our lord two thousand, within the first hour at approximately the second minute… I Joseph P. Doebler of (address withheld) supplied the 2000th hit upon this glorious website. I would just like to take the time to congratulate the webmaster on this momentous occasion… I’m truly honored to have had a small part in this extraordinary affair... is there a prize? I could really use a T-shirt… I’d probably settle for my “Burger King, Home of the Whopper” one back. How many years ago did you borrow that from me? Ahh… who cares anyway? It’ll give me something to write about later, actually I have a lot of stuff (aka beef) to write about. Because some things are just wrong, like the Early Bird specials at Hooters… but now is not the time or the place. I go back to school soon, right after the Super Bowl to be exact. Maybe that’ll free up some time and allow me to update my own website ( http://www.geocities.com/zeldoff ). Be sure to check it out… All the cool people are doing it. Until next time… Joe

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I dont know what to say...this recent rash of soberness has killed my creativness. i guess ill just have to go down to mj's and get my drink on...speaking of mj's they have coors light again, me and weston are definatly going to have to sit back and enjoy one on our lunch break here soon...BCC can go screw heather headly, i hate the damn place, the only reason i showed up last semester was for the club sammiches, but the rat bastards got rid of them. Ok, well i have to go back to school and do H-H-H-o-ho-homework. have a happy Jerry's kid

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hey - nice kid. i don't really enjoy the pic of me eating with burlij - but whatev. umm...i did read what alissa wrote you awhile ago - NONE OF THAT!! you stay away from that and don't call her. she doesn't deserve you...what a dork - oh well. i guess i will be seeing you this weekend - your coming home??!! call sometime. thanks. bu bye!!

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I'd like to start off wishing the entire Josh's page following a happy holidays. Ok, down to business...I wake up today to Josh knocking on my window. In hand, he has a jug of Hot Grill Sauce. What a chum! I thank Josh for the thoughtful present, the Burgans for letting him stow it in their fridge while he was in CITY OF CLIFTON, and Bruce Dern. And just to let you all know, the Egg Lady is now out of business. I know that's a kick in the junk for all of us, but we're just gonna have to keep on with our own lives...she would want it that way. PEACE OUT Wes

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Just wanted to inform all that this site is 100% Y2K compliant... and it is still up and runnin baby!!

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Hello all you Oryhon fans... I think its time that you stop pretending that you come to this site for Josh and you admit that the real reason this site gets any hits is because of me... Haha, just kidding. I thought that I would just extend my wishes of a safe a happy holiday to all you internet junkies... Josh, for you I wish that this site's opinions and features will continue to rock the nation... For Weston I wish that he and his computer can be at peace, and after seeing from the Komrades page that you are a lost child, I wish you to be found... For Bergin I wish that you will once again grace this site with your witty articles and "gee-dowg" guestbook entries... and lastly, for myself, I wish to be in the NBA... HAHA... Look for my new article to be out soon, I'll check ya'll later... Be cool...

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10 10 10 10 Ok I know that I'm an Internet addict, cuz I just put in my 10th entry into thi s guest bookie, and yes, I am a loser. I was bored and didn't feel like studying for my one final (that's right, I only had to take one final, the joys of being a theater major). I hope to see some great things out of the page over Christmas time, and keep your eyes open for an end of the year round up article from yours truly. Komrades RULE, and so does Onysko at basketball (he'd be better if he wasn't from UE though). Weston

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Josh, you are doing a shitty job keeping the page up... That question on the week is gettin a little old... Gotta keep your audience happy, and right now your performace is sub-par... If you continue you be lazy, I will be forced to repremand this page and keep it up to date with my personal equipment which is clearly stated in your "WWW owners manual" section 22, paragraph 19, line 5,6, and 7. Haha, just kidding. And oh yeah... as a little side note... Did you happen to catch the score of your old school's ATTEMPT to run with UE in Sat's b-ball game?? Just wondering, as a member of this UE squad I exercize the right to talk shit. Check ya'll later...