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Ok, so I know that I'm not a Ukey, and I don't fully understand all this Egg Lady mumbo-jumbo, but I have some news for Josh and all the others who do know her.....AHEM.....On Main St, where Ben's Big and Tall used to reside now stands, and I'm gonna use a pause on this one for effect.........THE EGG LADY'S SHOP....that's right, she's gone industrial...I was riding by one evening this week with my mom, and I look to the window...it says, in big, large letters "THE EGG LADY" I almost wet myself...I know that this knowledge will provide Josh and Chris eons worth of egg lady jokes,as if they didn't have enough already...oh, and if you can find it in your heart, send me a new computer, cuz mine is SO FRICKEN GAY Ta ta Weston

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I'm sorry. I had some great stuff planned to add. #1 - I had a picture of Dave Letterman giving the finger - perfect for use on the Top 10 Section. It wouldn't upload - it wasn't a blasted .jpg #2 - I had a roll of film covering UOL events, Scoops, a WWF Pay Per View at my home, and my trip to Scranton. For an extra 20 bucks, I even got a photo cd made. All these pictures are great, and are .jpgs. HOWEVER, they are ridiculously large. And I can't figure out how to shrink them. They are much too large for anyone's good. (If anyone out there can correct my errors, I'd be greatly appreciative) #3 - All 3 Crack Staff Comrades are having issues. Jay's computer is on the fritz, ChrisO is busy with senior year, and Burgan has got some stuff to sort thru. I miss you guys. *a solitary tear runs down cheek* The webpage is in a state of flux. The infusion of those blessed pictures and material would be have been clutch. the Question of the Week is funny - please respond. We trust we can rely on your vote. Be on the lookout for a Dadaist poem section to be established. Minister of UOL Images Laryssa Sadoway has vowed to send a plethora of photos for use on the page. View those when they arrive. If you want to see anything on the page, don't hesitate to click on the appropriate link - there's an oh so easy message field - fill it in, and it will go directly to my mail box. Or not. And as the Doctor Winston O'Boogie Dance Troupe once entertained, this webpage also aspires to reach out and connect. have a safe day take your vitamins don't forget to breathe i hope you're ok -Josh ---End of Transmission---

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Just letting you know that even though my computer is a homosexual, I still find the time in my busy schedule to check up on things in this fine page....first of, I like the question of the week format...second of all, I'd have to agree with fellow Crack Staff Comrade Chris that Josh is a pimp...yup...definitely pimp...have a safe day, and don't let the bedbugs bite -Jay Weston, the original Thatch Buster

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JOSH IS A PIMP... Watch out now...

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josh- hey- dont expect too much from this message - im not too great at writing under PRESSURE. :0P anyway - i ws just writing to ask if you'dmarry me. it would be grandly capital of you. i hardly ever have seizures any more.haha. dont be afraid of me just because i throw gun in my free time, and my daddy is a black belt. we're good people. but im running out of stuff to write to make you laugh- so i'll talk to you in a few. love, your majesty amy beth

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HaHa you have a "question of the week" also! So what does our Xgates soundtrack consist of again? When do I get my Radiohead CD? hehe ~ Nice Page!

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I'd just like to say that even though I was never a Bears fan, I truly regard Walter Payton's career as a great one. He truly is the greatest COMPLETE player ever in the NFL, and he will be missed. You're in all our minds and prayers Sweetness....Go Long...... -Jay Weston

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My prayers go out to Walter's friends and family. May the Bears ledgend be happy in his new home above... I love ya man...

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May you rest in peace, and do the Super Bowl shuffle in the giant endzone in the sky. Walter Payton 1954-1999