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TOP TEN REASONS WHY I HAVEN'T SIGNED THE GUEST BOOK: 10. Still laughing from Burgan's last article on the bath tubs 9. I have more of a life than Josh... 8. I was too busy kicking GDovin's ass and fucking his sister. 7. Willy ate my keyboard. 6. I was celebrating the Yanks triumph with Strawberry... It was free coke for everyone, you woulda been there too.. 5. Still laughing at the quality of Josh's dorm room... FIRE HAZARD 4. Just got off tour with the Backstreet Boys... 3. I was recovering from the violent beatings I sustained after the release of the Ebonics Top Ten. 2. Josh's sister was over, you know how it is... (Just kidding Alexis) 1. I was up in Boston removing all the jumpers that I put in ASad's eye during the Convention this year.

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big brozer, nice job!! its very seeexxxxyyyy!!!!!!!!! i wish i could read it all the time - you crack me up!!! I LOVE YA!!! wittle sistur

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You know, I didn't play for Barry, but my dad, the famous BIG PETE WESTON did, and he regarded Barry with the utmost regard. Because I'm a daddy's boy, I too hold Barry with a high regard...his coaching skills and his "BULGE" will be missed greatly by JC Lax...oh yeah, M.C. Gill too...the team hopefully won't DECREASE in talent because of their absence. Keep your heads up JC Lax, these clouds shall soon pass. Barry would want it this way... Jason Weston

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I feel toward neat people the same way i used to be toward the brightest kid in class, who was also a good athlete, and handsome...What do you do with all that stuff i have cluttering my cellar, Neat People? Did you throw away the hammer with the broken handle? Mine is still down there.

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Not really but look, I'm writing in the guestbook! Even though I have yet to appear in the QOD section. At least now Josh won't be so pissed! So what are the rules here? I guess I'll just consider it an open forum. I hope there's not a word restriction, probably not judging by the size of some preceding entries. Realize that I'm doing this instead of my Calculus homework, don't worry, I wouldn't have done it anyway. So, my comments on the page. I think it's like running with scissors, "High-Speed" (Army talk, ask Fedish.) It's what my page would be if I had the time and/or intelligence. Some criticisms… Your lacking in the "Vitô Pepitone" department, you know he deserves more props than he gets. In my and I think your opinion he's one BAD-ASS sonofabitch. I follow the quotes daily and off the top of my head I don't remember any involving Fitzgerald. Honestly you couldn't come up with anything about say… Edigans? Friday morning hangovers? Disgust with Ebert? How about the DBQ-BBQ? DBQ-BBQ2 or lack there of? Do you get the feeling we should say fuck it and start planning a 5-year reunion? When will Cake make an appearance on the page? By the way, I want my ID back. I mean you try and do a favor for an underage kid and what happens. I have a fear of "authorities" contacting me saying some 14-year-old Kenyan immigrant in NYC was using it to get into X-rated homosexual movies. Not that theirs anything wrong with homosexuals… No wait there is. And to all the college kids out there… Why do they call them midterms? You figure "mid" would refer to halfway, analogous with the number 2, but no. 5 midterms in a semester per class, are they f'in nuts? And they're the ones with the Dr. prefix! Finally, the props… To the University of Scranton and their "learn by doing" alcohol awareness program. To beer bitches, saucy bitches and every other kind of bitch I constantly go wide left on. (My going "wide left" is figurative not literal just incase there was any confusion. Also, my referring to them as bitches seems to not be helping my cause.) To Febreze and it's extra strength odor eliminating power. To god for giving me all my chromosomes, even though... To music which supplies approximately 3 minutes of sanity in an insane world, because after all… "I'm just a sucker with a lump in my thump… HEY… like a chump…" (Limp Bizkit - Nookie, Interscope 1999.) Ha… I cite everything now… bastards! And last but certainly not least to all my fellow schmucks out there. Like a great man, Mr. Burt once said, "If it feels good do it." Joe http://hometown.aol.com/zeldoff/page/index.htm

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well man, i came to yur site many times before and i love it, especially the NYLC part. You put a link to my wrestling federations website http://www.angelfire.com/nb/mewwrestling/index2.html i apreciate that man, now im in contension for best wrestler of all time, and you voted for me, i apreciate that too it would be nice if the rest of the NYLC would also vote, well we will see i just read the "remeber when" part, it was great, the memories....i got misty eyed, well man, catch ya lata