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Oh Jason and Chris, I'm so happy that you two put your heads together and came up with your "guess" at who I really am...Kudos, but I'm sorry, you are mistaken...I have no intention of ever being Josh, and in fact am not that man....oh but Chris and Jason, I know more than you think....and Weston, don't think I don't know about you either!! I know alot of all your pasts....Chris, harrassing Matt G'Dovin the way you do...giving him a "Hello, my name is" sticker just so you could harrass him every time he said hello...he was just trying to be friendly...and you insisted on saying "Right, and your name is?"...and Donlin....what about the time in Harry L. where you and Josh couldn't go to the Magic Show because you beat up Adrienne Silvanic on the playground? Didn't your dad, Jerry, ever teach you to not hit girls? And Weston, you bandie trying to be a lacrosse player...I know about what you and Josh and Donlin did to that poor old guy in the Hawaii pictures....he was just sitting there being old when you decided to harass him for your own gain!! I hope that you all think before you act again...try and find me you stupid asses...you'll never do it... Leroy Smartz, esq.

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As most of you all know, I do not write in this guestbook very often. You see enough of my crap on the page, so this is the opportunity to be "Josh-Free". But, I don't where all this ridiculousness came from. Some "friends" have suggested that I would pose as someone else, a Mr. Leroy Smartz, to post in the guestbook, my guestbook. Frankly this charge rankles of hypocrisy and is a tissue of lies. I have never Mr. Leroy Smartz, and I am sure he is a fine individual that checks his sources before making bogus claims. Making him much more than these two kindred spirits, these two infidels, cockroaches, vagabonds, and ragamuffins can ever hope to be. I hope that the so-called detectives, Chris "Sherlock Homeboy" Onysko and Jason "Fatson" Donlin think before they post. Thank you.

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Before you start to pat yourselves on the back, and quite possibly, on each other's ass, let me sprinke this knowledge. I am a computer dealer with the Computer Man in Johnson City, NY. I have credit card reciepts stating that one William Harder, of Binghamton NY, recently purchased a IBM Thinkpad laptop. Included in this package was a computer with internet capabilities and a 56K modem. Previous posts on this fine website have mentioned that Willy does not have a computer. This is false. Willy does in fact own a computer now and he has been known to serf the 'net for hours at a time. So, when in fact it was thought that Leroy Smartz was Joshua M. Oryhon, webmaster of the page, it MAY have been in fact Willy, posing as one Leroy Smartz. Jason Donlin and Chris Onysko both said themselves that only Josh and Willy were present in the "clues" that were presented. They obviously glossed over Willy and focused on Josh, obsessed lunatic webmaster that he is, and decided that he must be the guilty party. I do believe it is false. If they based their guesses on the fact that Willy does not have a computer, they made a large error. Happy hunting, gentlemen. -M. Tito Trotsky

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Jolly good show my friend Jason!! You certainly have cracked the code! I had thoughts along the same line when choking a 6 year old during lent was mentioned. Only me Josh and Willy know about that, and quite truthfully, a computer wouldn't go real well in Willy's pad. So obviously it isn't him! In addition to the obvious, John carries all the motive. He has a lacking site in need of some juicing up, and look what a Willy siting has done. It revived a dying Guestbook (at least for awhile). It was genious I tell you. Good show Josh, good show... --ChrisO

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I have reason to belive Mr. Leroy Smartz is actually Our webmaster, Mr. Josh Oryhon. Because a) he knows too much about willayyyy and b) Holy Freeholi was from a certain porno, that included this phrase, which only Me, Josh, Mr. weston, and mr. Willlaayyy saw. So either willy is talking in the 3rd person, or it is in fact Mr. Oryhon. Im smart, i exposed the Ukranian Bandit. -Sherlock Holmes, errr, Jason

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There is no reason to fear for Josh's life. Willy is a good witch. He wouldn't harm a fly. Oh wait, he almost choked to death a six year old in the back of church during Lent. HOLY FREEHOLI! -Leroy Smartz