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Ode to Tony
He is online for hours on end,
Driving Bilbo round the bend,
By neglecting calculus homework,
On I.C.Q. he likes to lurk,
He also 'surfs' though its quite clear,
He never even leaves his chair,
You could call him an average pleb,
But we know he's addicted to 'the web',
And what, you ask, has he produced,
From all these hours of internet use?
Apart from 'friends', with whom to chat,
The answer, alas, you're looking at!

well Tony, here's another poem, sorry its not quite as complimentary as the last one (heh heh)

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This pointless webpage offends the Godfather. Remove it or be terminated

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the names Bond, James Bond

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i signed it ok

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well Jenn, I never thought I'd hear accusations that MY friends are weird from someone who is friends with my esteemed cousin Rat...

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password is 'batman', but don't get your hopes up

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PRETTY PLEASE tell me the password for the sealed section!!!!!!!! I'll be your friend if you do!!!!!! PPPPPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (its probably not that exciting, is it?)

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I would just like to say that GREGS site is BY FAR the best out of your little group of friends-with-webpages (it far outdoes this one - sorry). I would also like to say that this site needs PICTURES and you friends-of-gregs certainly sound like strange people, but hey, its the strange people of this world which make it fun.

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One day while chatting on ICQ I got a message from no-one I knew We started chatting, We got on pretty well 'Til he started talking about communism and i was like "what the hell???" His real name is Tony, His computer alias - "Big T" I soon found out his goal in life, Was to go and laugh at a poor lil monkey If theres one thing I learnt It's that he's dedicated to playing ball And really it's no wonder He's so damn tall! Here's ya poem Tony :o) Wicked page too man! I like it! Keep on rockin' and don't forget to SMILE! -Luv Debs

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Wow, Tony, i love your page! Its REALLY GOOD

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an excellent effort, Tony, although not quite up to my own high standards. You could possibly add to the sealed section- despite that stunning photograph it is looking a bit bare...