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| Name: a cheeky one | MY URL: Visit Me |
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prof crazy dunnit in the study with the rope! what exactly makes a prof crazy then? wud he have to be insane? and what is true insanity? Is it merely eccentricity gone too far, exhibitionism taken to an extreme, in truth it could be a heavy combination of both. Is Insanity a real tangible concept? or is it merely other peoples perceptions that allow someone to be considered crazy or insane? WELL HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW! ASK THE FRIGGIN MONKEYS! THEY KNOW! THEY KNOW EVERYTHING! THE NASTY EVIL BEADY EYED HAIRY BASTARDS! THEY WILL GET US ALL IN THE END, THEY WANT TO EAT OUR EYES AND SLEEP WITH OUR MOTHERS! THERE IS NO HOPE! PRAY FOR SLEEP, PRAY THAT THE BABOONS DON'T COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT LIKE THEY DID ME!! help, banana!
Nice satiricalalala la la site. Respect and regards.
| Name: Robert R. Cobb | MY URL: Visit Me |
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The Rebirth of Art
Oh where or where
would a metaphor be
without its literal
facsimile?
You would hem and haw
and, golly gee,
what is this poet
saying to me?
He is driving us crazy
with his literati,
metaphorically speaking,
he's too tight
for our reality.
Metaphors aren't meant
to swallow literally
like a bag-full of All-Saints'
mystagogy.
He's reality based,
too sane for our party tea,
we should employ drugs
to help set him free from
his study of womb-ology.
Free from ovums and seeds
and other things that grow,
give him a pill to become
nine feet tall, or,
one to shrink him down to fit,
like a typo birthed, no ta to it.
We'll make him fit
for all he's worth,
into our mold for
his second birth.
Dark isn't mean, or
dank, or sad...just blank,
without seeing the light.
We'll call him "Art,"
he'll originate
in a cave.
copyright 2000, by Robert R. Cobb
(from "Amethyst's Journey,"--Message Board, 09/30/2000.)
| Name: Karen |
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ummmm very interesting!!!!!!!
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Professor, You So Crazy..... thanks for the plugs!
(PS - sorry if this HTML scrap doesn't work!)
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thanks for the great job---very good again this time--10 in a row!! you have something good going on!!
| Name: Joey Hollinhead | MY URL: Visit Me |
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Yes I would love for you to submit my website to GO.com! Every since my website moved and relaunced our traffic has not been so good. It takes a while for it to appear on all the major search engines. Can you also make it appear on Go.com engine alittle faster if you can't that's Okay. And if it is possible can you get the information of what alien related keywords are used the most. Well get back with me by e-mail or signing my guestbook. Thank you so much, I have been depending on the topsites list for all my traffic.
| Name: Duncan Darwin | MY URL: Visit Me |
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Thank you, Professor Crazy, for doing that kind Interview with me, in which I debunked my Great Great Grandfather's, Charles Darwin's, Theory of Evolution! If you've got any extra bananas around, PLEASE ship them to me, A.S.A.P.!