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| Name: Bally |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Joe Palmer |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Jack Palmer |
Comments:
Drurs 2 weeks ago I thought the club was in turmoil, but I can now see light at the end of the tunnel. No such luck for Keyworth Tennis Club, full report available at www.keyworth.info. (Chuckle, Chuckle !!). Bit of sawdust needed on both sides of the net I think. Tewey get the big bag of sawdust for our friends across the way.
| Name: andy fryer | Location Location |
| My Email My Email | Fat Lad Nomination: sandwich man |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: charlie slater |
Comments:
you bastds i got another call today .some guy interested in the d.j. equipment can he speak to mike ..ha ha very funny twats.
| Name: David Irwin |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Andy Fryer |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Rob Baker |
Comments:
Sticky do you fancy a session in the Fairway on Saturday. MacTav has taken my mate to the Tavern on an all dayer to discuss Ad-Mag, Cars and Mobile Chipshops. If we get bored we can always go and watch Rigsby playing cricket.
| Name: The Zuffler |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Andy Fryer-Keyworth resident |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Magic our Maurice!! |
Comments:
Sticky has been seen wandering around the village in short trousers, Jack and Joe are hanging their heads in shame! Apparently his sofa is really comfortable to sleep on!
| Name: The Zuffler | Location Location |
| My Email My Email | Fat Lad Nomination: Andy Fryer-Keyworth resident |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: |
Comments:
I'm new to Keyworth And very fat. Can anyone recommend a good diet I'm in desperate need! I also like to shout alot, so does your team need a fat vocal supporter?
| Name: Hulk Hogan of Wilsons |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Wilsons Skipper |
Comments:
Next Time you boys fancy a wrestling match ....send some one with a bit more bulk than that Daft Lad. One blow and he's down ! I hear your skipper would be an ideal match up. Bring it on !
| Name: Coldseal Windows |
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| Favourite Pie Chucker: Dafty |
Comments:
Thanks Lads....Just priced up Mrs Buttery's conservatory.....nice one !
I was surprised to hear that it was actually a Keyworth player to hit it and not a member of the opposition for once !
| Name: Mrs Buttery |
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| Fat Lad Nomination: |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: |
Comments:
Could you please ask Ian Driver to come and price up a new Conservatory for me and send the invoice c/o Keyworth Cricket Club. And no you can't have your ball back.
| Name: Mark Oldham |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Rob Baker |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Rob Baker |
Comments:
Lads, teas will be provided after the match as I don't feel peckish until 5 o'clock.
| Name: Bob the Bookie |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Bally |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Too many to mention |
Comments:
Any truth in the rumour the race night has been cancelled because seven of the Donkeys are away on a stag weekend ?
| Name: Disgusted |
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| Fat Lad Nomination: |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: |
Comments:
What is the point of Keyworth putting in a second eleven each year when they can never fulfill the fixtures ?. They must have some right muppets in charge and the sooner they are chucked out of the league the better.
