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Improve the quality(and quantity) of the tea's, and I might be tempted to show you that at least one of the Hepburn Bros can put bat to Ball (have you ever been hit with a bat in one of your scrapes Ginger??) Seems a bit cruel to me, even by Ozzie Ozbournes head biting standards.

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Need to look forward, not dwell on the past. Next season we're back to straight win/lose. Economy rate is vital. QED. How do you see it Cayman Branch?

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NOW IN ENGLISH - Drurs, I think you forgot to 'sort' the bowling by average, like you did the batting - oh i do wonder why!!!!!! Could you also please eliminate yourself from the list as your 6 overs were not enough to qualify you as a bowler of any ability & you wouldn't like people to think you are a sad muppet would you!!

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Drurs, I think you forgot to 'sort' the bowling by average for the bowling like you did the batting Drurs - oh i do wonder why!!!!!! & please eliminate yourself from the list as you do not qualify , you wouldn't like people to think you are a sad muppet would you!!

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Fancy a laugh ?? - well, just check out those Averages !!! - VERY, VERY Average indeed. Oh when, oh when, will Bobby promote the Clubs ONLY real all rounder, Dave Hallam back to the First XI ?!?!

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I reckon that mut of yours should have been called Prince Red Lineker - he's had more toe jobs than David Mellor.

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Cliff has asked me to remind you that the KCC AGM is next Friday, 11th Jan at The Key (starts at 8pm). Can all players please attend as the club has to decide about it's future plans. Thankyou on behalf of the committee. Any apologies to Cliff or Ted please!!

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Drurs, i'll remind you of the fact that i told you in October that Cliff was waiting for you to collect the completed scorebook's for 2001 season!! These included the average's BUT UNBELIEVABLY after your "Indian Summer" (????????) with the bat, you said you weren't interested!!! I'll collect them & drop them off for you or pass them to you at next Friday's AGM!! Our fans need to know about the wicket taking bowler we have (No, Renders, it isn't you!!)

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Thank you Bill. Cheap shot at an easy target. The averages will be on the site when they get passed to me. I understand though that the calculations for winning the Bowling award are along similar secretive lines to the votes for Sports Personality of the Year.

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Any danger of getting the averages updated, or is the statistician busy elsewhere ? Perhaps he has found that his own averages don't warrant publication ?

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Good news fellas.........just heard that Pl*mtree's pavillion has been flooded due to burst pipes........tee-hee !