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Glad to see that Plumworth ended the season with some silverware. A fine victory over those tossers from Eastwood. Plumworth 1st XI and Second XI have now beaten them in the same season.

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The only thing Kitch will clean up at the Hilton are the dishes.

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Any chance of seeing the averages for the season ? I could do with a really good laugh !!!!! PS KCC (London Branch) Player of the Year Awards tomorrow night at The Hilton - Kitcho hot favourite to clean up.

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My uncle William has expressed his delight that Ian Kitchensink continues to buy his bats each year. He never appears in the Evening Post write ups regarding his obvious run scoring, but every year his bats are knackered when returning. What an acquisition he must be for Keyworth CC.

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Just enquiring whether Ian Kitchensink would be available for my next golfing advert. I didn't think anybody could have as many air shots as me but given this young mans fine record I believe he is well qualified for the job.

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Many thanks once again KCC. After our sterling work to repair the Baker inflicted damage on Gedling CCs wire mesh last year, we've just been asked to tender to reinforce Plumtree's wooden veranda. Can only assume it's the imminent arrival of Ian Kitchensink

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Congratulations in a much improved performance last weekend, whilst your skipper was on his hols. Keeping Gedling below 190 and scoring two more runs than last week can bring a little warmth to us all as the dark nights roll in. I know that Mark Oldham sent a scout, who was mightily impressed, particularly with the tall blonde gas salesman - very placid !!!!!!

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Saw a youth on the practise ground yesterday fresh airing everything - don't know if yer know him, wore windows and was a bit fiery (not Drurs it were raining) Tell yer what if he'd been a Cricketer he'd have scored hundreds of ducks

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Yes Bill, BUT - look how many red inkers that Robinson kid had. Compare this with the goldies that Kitch has - no contest. Ask Sticky Palmer how valuable 0*'s are. And by the way, we don't bother keeping records of s**t scared batsmen - noone could challenge that bloke that you have.

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Can your no.11 beat this? In 1990, Mark Robinson (of Northants) started the season with 1*, 0* and 1, then produced the sequence of 0, 0*, 0*, 0*, 0*, 0*, 0, 0, 0, 0*, 0*, and 0. He finished the season by scoring 1 in his final innings, after 12 0's. This is the record sequence of innings without scoring.

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Don't worry folks , I shall bring it up at the next parliament meeting. This issue about a merger is crazy. Why would Pl*!tree want to merge with you t*sseers !!!