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| Name: Ben Dover |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Bally |
Comments:
Bally, the monkey's back. Get spanking.
| Name: Alan Curbishley |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Any truth in the rumour that Rob Baker also has an escape clause in his contract - he can leave if he doesn't bowl 20 overs downhill every match? We live in hope.
| Name: Bernhard Langer |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Craig Stadler |
Comments:
Dear Man On The Street,
I am happy to tell you that Jenko is alive and well, and spending some time with me and my coach, who is trying to iron out the worst case of the "yipps" he has ever encountered. Says it made mine look like a minor ailment. He has diagnosed a possible reason being that Mr Jenkinson appears to be carrying "one or two pounds" overweight at the moment. Thats probably keeping him from turning out for twiggy n co in the windmills first IX??
| Name: Man On The Street |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Whatever happened to that nice Tim Jenkinson. Heard nothing from him since that four putt up at Rufford when all square on the 18th?
| Name: Dafty |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Mrs Daft |
Comments:
Having spent the hours of 10pm till 12.30am at QMC again last night. (now seven visits in the last ten days !)
I feel it is only right that I play for the Holby City XI this season.
I have been asked if Dave Hallam & Drurs would like to join ? ( can't think way!)
| Name: Skip |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Jenko '12 guiness bellies' |
Comments:
Someones using my name (Skipper) again - very true comment but at the time in question that the message was posted i was out & paraletic in Cheshire having a chat with Dirty Dwight and Jordan - top girl was doing Absynth chases when dirty was 'powdering his goofy teeth' !!!
| Name: Notts FA |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Tollerton lardarse's |
Comments:
Tollerton FC are to be fined for the none appearance at Platt Lane on Sunday morning.
| Name: Martin |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Simon Harris and My New Dad Ted Elliott |
Comments:
What time are nets this week Mr Baker ?. After seeing that sh*te on Saturday I want a bowl and a bat otherwise I am not playing.
| Name: Bally |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Kitch |
Comments:
How dare anybody put Kitch into the same weight as Drury, Tindlsey and Rendu. He's a right fat bstard, but a great bowler !!. 50 wickets this year Kitch if the skipper gives you a bowl. (Drurs just about to send this message and I have got that flaming 'Shock the Monkey advert again'. Of to Creamy Pies now see ya later.
| Name: The Skipper |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
In response to Paul Whicker, I am happy to confirm that despite an influx of Peter Crouch look-a-likes, the average weight of the side has if anything increased. The Chairman and I have been on a strict pre-season diet of Jean's onion bhajis.
| Name: Paul Whicker |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Last Year's Kitcho |
Comments:
Whatever happened to the good old fashioned KCC fat lad? You used to be guaranteed a bunch of lardarses on a Saturday afternoon. Now we have to put up with a load of carrot munching, stick insect lightweights like Drury, Wilcox, Tindsley, Kitchinson and Rendu.
