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| Name: Chief Constable |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination PC Malik |
Comments:
The A52 Lings Barr road has now reopened following the safe arrival of Richard Drury's medical notes at Gamston Surgery. Sorry for the slow moving traffic over the last three months and thank you all for your patience !!
| Name: Joe Palmer |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination John Childs' Gob |
Comments:
What a great night was had by all at Crossdale Drive Primary School's Valentine's Disco. Me and motormouth (Jack) made our debut on the dance floor. Dad was made to stand outside Mr Conway's Office when he caught me swigging a can of his Carling Black Label. Then Mum caught Jack snogging a nine year old. Despite repeated requests to the DJ, he would not play Eminmem or Black Grape - Jack removed the fuse from a plug - end of Disco. To cap a great night out we went door knocking down Crossdale Drive - Mum still down the station with PC Malik receiving a caution. Evening All !!!!!
| Name: London Branch |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Anyone heard how our No. 1 Fan Pos is ? With only 3 months to the start of the season it sounds as if we need all the help we can get ?!?!?
| Name: Adam Crozier |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Sir Paul Condon |
Comments:
For the record, Mr. N.J. Palmer is currently helping both the English FA and ECB in to exposing Anti-Corruption in Sport. As a past master, particularly in the art of concoting new rules to suit his own needs in the Keyworth Dream League and also in to tricking batsmen in to never knowing whether to hit him for a 4 or a 6, we thought Mr. Palmer an ideal man for the job. Rest assured though - HE'LL BE BACK !!!!!! PS This is an undercover operation, so please don't tell anyone ... SSSSSSHHHHHH
| Name: Nottingham Greyhound Stadium |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Colwick Park |
Comments:
Would the owners of Prince Red Inca kindly refrain from encouraging him to do a lap of honour the wrong way round the track after his finish.
| Name: Desparate Dan |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination My Cow Pies |
Comments:
What ever happened to that nice Nick Palmer? How we used to laugh like drains at his amusing messages. Has Karen buried his Viz collection in the garden?
| Name: Norris McWhirter |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Is there any truth in the rumour that Kitcho and Young Wilcox are still bowling at that bloody middle stump ??
Although the World Record for NOT hitting the middle stump is currently 16 years, 256 days and 13 hours, held by a slow, left arm Pie Chucker, coincidentally also from Keyworth CC, these two comedians are obviously well on the way towards breaking the record ... If someone could be so kind as to let me know, please drop me a line in the year 2017 !!!
| Name: Steptoe & Son |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Me pocket full of all that tax free punts!! |
Comments:
Dennis, me saw tat photo of yer mut on sum webb site enall. Be-jesus sum folk will nik anyting.
| Name: Dennis the Diddy |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Me pocket full of all that tax free punts!! |
Comments:
Me was wunderen ware me flecking mut had gon te. Tee last time me saw the stuped ting was abut ten past tree when it twas tied to me caravan!!!!!!!
| Name: Man On The Street |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Harry, They are to duel at dawn, each to bowl at a set of stumps, to be decided by a middle stump knockout. Turn up at dusk and you won't have missed any of the action.
