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Look Plums, Your opening bat & bowler (&2 only decent lads you possess) asked me to become your skipper less than 12 months ago, so don't talk any of that cow dung that surrounds your 'field'. ps Remember i told them to bo!*?ks - same again muppets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just a quick thanks to all those who have turned up for nets this week, Big - Up to eminem ERNIE and DR DRAVE for their attendance on the 2nd January, RESPECT. To the Crossdale pussies sorry posse I hear your thinking of taking the Cotgrave collective's home turf this year. DONT BOTHER!!! the "Wreck" is ours THE DON

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I note with interest that the AGM this year is on a FRIDAY NIGHT !?! May I therefore suggest that the first vote of the evening be for that for First Team Captain, because if I know you boys, it'll only take a couple of shandies and you'll end of with the same plonker as last year !?!?!

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By way of keeping Worried Supporter up to speed, I can confirm that the 'Super Tangs' were arrested and banged up when they played here on charges of impersonating footballers. Any more porridge Skip ?

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Fear not worried supporter. Nets have started and are going strong. Every Tuesday 8.00-9.00 at Trent Bridge. Even I shall be present this evening, if we can get the tea urn fired up. The club skipper is still nursing his bowling average so you'll have to wait another week for him.

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1)Has anyone heard from a member of the mighty Tangs, as it is 24 hours since they played at the prison & no word from any of them. 2)Is it true that the first net session of the season was cancelled last week ? Are we going to get ONE side this season never mind TWO ????????????????

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Don't appear to see Forest in the Fourth Round draw - please advise ...

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Sorry to disappoint folks but thick Trevor Clever & his Bulwell mates have sh*t out on Sunday so were going to have to defeat them later on in the month!! Away to Lowdham Grange Prison instead to see if they've got a bit more bottle!!!!!!! Up the Tangs - ps I'll see if i can get some more of the purple shirts for our away strip!!

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Looking forward to seeing the Tangerines get hammered at the weekend and Auntie Kenko seeing red. See you down the lane Drurs.

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For the record the girly Fairway, Sal or whoever they are bottled it on Sunday, something to do with the cold wind cracking their makeup!!!!!

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My Dad won't tell us why Tinky Winky was here on Sunday night, does any one know ? I didn't realise he was so fat in real life.