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Please could you ask your obese members to refrain from associating our quality products with the dross you send down on a Saturday afternoon. We have a long standing brand name to protect. Mind you if your dog Pukka Chukka gets lapped on its first run then we've a new variety of meat and potato in the offing.

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Is he Pieman in disguise ?.

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Loyal Supporter it was my right ankle thank you very much, go and pluck your f@*c*ing eyebrows so you can see !!. P.S. Mr Rendu how is Pukka Chukka shaping up ?

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Is it true the skipper has been taking bungs, it all fits into place now, there is logic behind all these poor results.

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Ey up Dessy - glad to see you didn't forget me in your Fat Lads Visiting XI.By the way, how's yer dad ? My favourite meal is a leaf of limp lettuce, and a luke warm cup of tea(standard tea at my club), followed by 26 pints in the welfare.

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The Carp catcher has got to qualify. I hear he was most upset not to make last weeks selection. Four large kebabs & a curry on saturday - and that was his breakfast. PS - don't mention three grilled rod cases when he was cooking his dinner ! Expensive game this fishing.......

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My favourite pudding is Apple Crumble and double cream. Fat lads what's your favourite food ???? Come on lads it'll keep us going for another week!!!!!

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Englander's, managed to fleece my little Asian friend bookmaker of some serious rand on the spreadbetting front thanks to some pathetic batting from Fat Baker's X1. Bobby, had any mysterious phone calls of late asking for a weather report or pitch condition?? Got to go Herchelle Gibbs is on the blower.

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Hello Chubby. Sorry that you missed the Fat Lad's XI. I'm sure our regular contributors will send in their sides again. I have added a box to the guestbook sign in to collect 'fat lad nominations'. I propose to run a favourite fat lad poll in a few weeks so need some likely suspects for the shortlist. Send in as many as you like. Keep up the good till work.

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Dear Selectors - Just returned from the Stakis. Got my membership & lost my wages. Now can I play in the first team. I promise to play like last Saturday and not show anyone up. Lots of arse kissing if you pick me. Andrew

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Sorry to see the old guestbook go like that.Didn't quite catch the famous fat bastards XI the other day but can somebody tell me if Gary "pizza face" Robson and Dave "fu-k it Iv'e had enough of living" Baldrey made it into the squad Yours Inquisitive