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the kit manager and the outgoing skipper are a disgrace.Cant take their liquor, never mind skipper a cricket team. My vote goes to Kitch.....he will set a better example to the youngsters, not like these 2 clowns

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Was that bastard who nicked my medal one of your lot ? I suppose you needed something apart from wooden spoons for your presentation night.

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I've me weekly swimming lesson tomorrow Len, midday, and if me and my bruvver see you in the kiddies pool we'll knock you f******g lights out. SORTED

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Kit Manager My Arse !!!!!

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Unfortunately due to my heavy workload as kit manager for KCC I will be unable to put myself forward the possible skippers job next year. Thanks for thinking of me anyway, I suppose it is only natural to think of a man whose sole captaincy experience was to lead his team to promotion in his first season !!. (Shame we had to rag in when we got back into a good league !). Yours in sport Bally Kit Manager

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Just seen your advert Len and feel it is great that you offer your services so generously. If you consider running a toddler side let me know as I have vast experience of knocking these youngsters into shape. Lots of love Louise xxx

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In my new position as Youth team Development manager. Is there any youngsters out there who would like to join our academy. If so, please meet at Keyworth swimming pool 10.00am Saturday.

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Lads I can get you a quality batsmen for next year who scores runs for fun, however I am afraid he comes with baggage. He works at Ergo Computing and requires a lift each week so I am afraid his chauffer Mr Palmer will need a game aswell !!.

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I heard that they were fighting over Kathy Stafford not pies !!!!!

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Have just read a headline elsewhere on the net 'FA Probe Meadow Lane Crowd Trouble'. Bearing in mind the lack of crowds at the hotbed of football, I can only assume that this refers to JC and Wrighty fighting over the last chicken and Mushroom at the pie shop . Och Aye

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Amazing ... unbelievable ... there is actually a semblance of honesty and integrity within The Harris Household. Thank you George and shame on your Mummy and Daddy !!!!

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I must confess my mummy is behind the big blubber comp rigging. She some how was able to tamper with the software. Amazing what these nurses can do, any way back to the tweenies byyyyyyyye.