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| Name: Big Game Bobby |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Fat Sam |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Paul 'Vardy' Calf |
| Is The Club In Turmoil? Fancy a double anyone.... |
| This Year's Champagne Moment? Johnny kisses timber |
| Plums v KCC 01/08/04 - Were you there? Yes and at Long Eaton... |
Comments:
Oh what a weekend....Not bad for a reserves team stuck in the middle of 1C. Hope Sam's signed up to Weight Watchers because the Scarecrow is a bit concerned about the waistline!!! Less Rice Cakes & more Guiness or should I say champagne......
| Name: South Notts League Committee |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Rob's Balls |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Rob Baker |
| Is The Club In Turmoil? Yes, once minus 8 points |
| This Year's Champagne Moment? |
| Plums v KCC 01/08/04 - Were you there? |
Comments:
In the light of Surrey being docked 8 points, we can confirm that Keyworth are also to be charge with ball tampering.
| Name: Baker's DOC..... |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: GRUMPY Pick.... |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: SNEEZY..... |
| Is The Club In Turmoil? Don't be DOPEY... |
| This Year's Champagne Moment? BASHFUL Bobby... |
| Plums v KCC 01/08/04 - Were you there? HAPPY days..... |
Comments:
SLEEPY Baker's total lack of respect for all PLUMS goes right to his own Crown jewels!!! I can report all is well if a little tender! Not sure if the Dwarf with the mouth will be on the exclusive guest list for the Big Day but rumour has it that the bouncers have been asked to check in peoples hand bags in case he attempts to gain entry!
| Name: 17 stone of keeper !!!! |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: 16 stone of spin |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: Balti boy |
| Is The Club In Turmoil? I can't believe the question Never!!!! |
| This Year's Champagne Moment? Turkey & stuffing rolls at the weekend |
| Plums v KCC 01/08/04 - Were you there? Unfortunately not |
Comments:
HELP !!!! Can anyone assist? I had my wheelbarrow nicked from the back garden on Saturday evening. I think I saw the culprit running off down the road with what looked like a pair of 4 stone pumpkins hanging from his Y fronts. White Male, 6' 1" tall, natty dresser, temperamental, and above all else does'nt like dwarfs!!! If Anyone knows a person fitting this description please call the Bingham Neighbourhood Watch office. Regards
Elsie Tanner
| Name: Alan Thorley's double |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Andy Pick |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: I. V. E. Aswollenabollockoff |
| Is The Club In Turmoil? Never |
| This Year's Champagne Moment? 5.20p.m. Saturday |
| Plums v KCC 01/08/04 - Were you there? No |
Comments:
Rumour has it that Paula's getting the next flight home on hearing the news that Bobby's Bolloc*s have swollen to the size of Mango's !!!
| Name: Buster Gonad |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: Bobby's 'nads |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: |
| Is The Club In Turmoil? Almost |
| This Year's Champagne Moment? |
| Plums v KCC 01/08/04 - Were you there? |
Comments:
Any news on Bobby's plums?
| Name: Bally |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination: |
| Favourite Pie Chucker: |
| Is The Club In Turmoil? |
| This Year's Champagne Moment? |
| Plums v KCC 01/08/04 - Were you there? |
Comments:
No room for sloggers in this new look cultured Keyworth side.
Next you will be bringing back Colonal Sanders !
