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| Name: Oliver Dessaur |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination My Dads Eye Socket !!. |
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Sorry Dad but you did say I would give anything not to play this afternoon when I poked you in the eye !!.
Maybe you should go out to bat with a patch over your eye you may score some runs like Uncle Wayne did when he played for Keyworth.
| Name: heppers snr |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination neil webb |
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i would just like to make it clear to all parties concerned, that i have not, and will not, make any comment relating to the current physical condition of my Caayman residing brother...anyway, I thought he'd lost a pound or 2 when I saw him.
Is that ok Tim??, and can i come back out in January?!?!?!
| Name: heppers snr |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination neil webb |
Comments:
i would just like to make it clear to all parties concerned, that i have not, and will not, make any comment relating to the current physical condition of my Caayman residing brother...anyway, I thought he'd lost a pound or 2 when I saw him.
Is that ok Tim??, and can i come back out in January?!?!?!
| Name: Man on the edge |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination any one from 22 sorry 21 |
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I could not beleive my eyes on Saturday when the first team captain got so desperate he actually moved one of the crowd ! Was he frightened he would get hit ? I doubt it - he was not far enough back to be in danger !! Perhaps he thought he might have fielded better than some of the players !
| Name: Bally |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination JC Ten Years Ago |
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Your a week behind JC look at last weeks records and you will see a strike rate of 1 wicket every 15 balls.
Soon to be improved tomorrow !!.
P.S. gretz have we got more than 6 yet
for tomorrow. How about Brooker ?
| Name: Toby White |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination Our Tom |
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Lads, I'm back and available. Are we in the semis, Calvo away, Magic!!!!!! Just drop Kitch, probably hasn't took a wicket this century. I'll not let yer down this time, I promise. They don't do drug testing in our league do they. Bugger, I'll get me coat!!!!!!!!!!
| Name: Sue Barker |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination John Parrott |
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Ally, for two points, when was the last time Ian Kitchenson took a wicket ???.
"F****ng Hell Sue I'm only 36, I can't go that far back!!!!!!!!!"
| Name: JC |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination Santa Claus |
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I think the word 'Averages' should be banned from these pages !?! Look whats happened to poor old Bally with the ball since he started rabbitting on about his Strike Rate ? Nice to see Jits on the Bowling Board though - surely the first spinner in Keyworth's History to actually turn a ball (well, since Daft Lad and Ernie that is !?!). Ironic though that Jits is bottom of the Table as well ?!?! Come on lads .. a BIG EFFORT this weekend. PS Statto - has anyone in the Clubs History EVER been dropped FROM the First XI TO the Second XI, rather than vice-versa ??
| Name: Stato |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
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I note from the 1st X1 league averages that an 'I.Kitchinson, Keyworth' features on the catches leader board. Could someone please confirm who this is as I have never seen anyone with that name bag a catch before?
| Name: Man On The Street |
| Location Visit Me |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
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That nice Warren Dessaur seemed to bowl tidily the other week. How comes he didn't get a bowl this week? If the reward for taking wickets is a five hour stretch in the covers, then what message does that send to the other bowlers struggling for wickets?
