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Boys, Please could we curb some of the strong language in recent posts. It is good to see the under 5's of the club making such an eloquent contribution, but goodness knows what their parents must think when they are exposed to all this gutter talk.

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Thanks JC for the confidence boost. I am getting all tingly just thinking about Saturday and can't wait to get stuck at em. Hope Drurs puts my bowling figures up in glory every week as I thrive on all the abuse I have been given. Keep it coming lads !!. With regard to the Newby story I thought it was a bloody cheek for the Cotgrave skipper to come in and pay his Insurance money the day before Scooby was given a free. If I had known earlier I would have doubled it, nicking our players. P.S. What is Ackers coming as tonight at the Greyhounds. He isn't going to walk round with a shopping bag containing his screwed up clubbing clothes is he.

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Bo*!#cks JC - you must be kidding - be constructive about that bunch of tossers ? Ex Skip

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I agree with the ex-skipper. As a fellow Chairman of a faraway Supporters Club of this once great club, I must concur that things are looking pretty dire on the pitch at the moment, therefore could I suggest that the next 3 messages on the site are constructive in the vain hope of boosting sagging morale ? And I will start: Come on Bally, you can do it this Saturday - who the chuff is Andy Walters anyway ?!? And lets face it, you surely can't go for more than 67 AGAIN, can you ?!?!

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Don't worry Jack I will ring you when I see the first ball come flying over our house, that should give you a full minute to get under cover before the next one. Bally could bowl under arm then we could play in our garden.

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No one has rung me yet for a game, I am available Saturday, I am 1 year old and I can nearly catch, perfect for the first team.

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Can someone from the stiffs give us a ring once you've tossed up to let us know what you're doing, because if we're bowling first Dad says we've got to wear Tin Hats and Armoured Plating when Bally's bowling.

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Am devastated at the rumours being peddled through this medium regarding our premier seamer. On this side of the pond we are also dissapointed that The Board has not seen fit to issue an official statement concerning these rumours. Mr Chairman, can we have a comprehensive explanation please. It would appear that far from being a soundboard for Official KCC news, this Website is nothing more than an excuse for abusing teammates. Its no wonder the team spirit is lacking.

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I see your lads like a bit of a flutter. Any suggestions for books that I could run? Number of times Kitch threatens to play golf in a season? Number of slates removed by Bally's bowling? Number of five ball overs from Jits?

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In reply to John McCririck. Your memory is both short and selective. Had you followed all the web site tips, you would now have a tidy nest egg. We tipped the winner of the Derby and the Chariot Race. We also recommended a strong buy on the Baker Waist Index at 34-46. Remember it's a marathon not a sprint, bit like my running really.